why does no one ever talk about what fire actually is like it’s not a solid, liquid or gas, it’s just kinda there
this is one of the things that have mindfucked me since forever
like what is it
I asked my chemistry teacher this the other day and he said it’s technically a gas but then he whispered that it’s actually not and scientists just don’t want to admit that they have no fucking clue
my chemistry teacher’s great
How lovely is it to have a girl, who doesn’t even let you stand without loving you. You feel it you know, when someone is addicted to you?
so cute i’m gonna cry
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B E O U R G U E S T
these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons
"Breastfeeding is wrong!!"
"Forcing a sexual appendage into a baby’s mouth is horrible!!"
"Ewww you can’t do that in public!!"
"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
What was that?
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”
when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like
Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…
Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office
WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO
Oh i get it now.
So… I was giving some jelly to my cat
My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.
I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…
they are evolving